The sport of Bush Diving is not for everyone.
Originally uploaded by lordog.
It's called bush diving. Apparently, I'm pretty good at it, so I thought I would share my technique. My secret is to drink excessive amounts of wine (for me, that means at least one bottle by myself). It is then important to find an appropriate bush. The bush must be strong enough to hold your weight, and not be too prickly (rose and blackberry bushes are out of the question). The trick is to have reached a level of intoxication that will allow you to ignore the fact that there are numerous spider webs scattered throughout your chosen bush. In fact, if enough wine is consumed, the spider webs will become invisible, and therefore will cease to be an issue. Once the bush is located, it is wise to throw an item into the bush to provide extra incentive. Obviously, the greater the value of the object, the more incentive there is to make the dive.
So there you have it. Good luck, and let me know if you need any help with your first dive!